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SXSW coverage made me too jealous to breathe, so I’m just skipping it, mmkay?

NYT’s article on the term “hipster” includes an exclamation point in the headline. Sigh. It’s hip to be a young, creative urbanite!

People who qualify for food stamps are using them to buy—fuck—fresh produce, arsenic-free poultry and fresh juices? Noooo! This totally doesn’t jibe with my classist notions that poor people should use food stamps to grow obese on Twinkies and processed meats! Hipsters on food stamps

Shit, new legitimate concern: is the hot guy across the patio at Iona’s eying up me or my not-subtle joint? Hipster inspectors enlisted to bust smokers at Manhattan Nightclubs

This Aussie dude is totes sick. To avoid being totes sick, too, you should probably get your shots before spontaneously flying to some foreign clime to camp out in the woods with Jimbo, your super cool pal with access to all the good acid. A Community Service Announcement

Oh good, let’s discuss: Vote for the new word for ‘hipster’

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